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Sep. 28th, 2010

Reborn

carriec

Hideous Cyclops Baby Doll


Making reborn baby dolls is creepy enough, but why on God's green earth would you make a cyclops baby doll?

Apr. 11th, 2010

Reborn

carriec

Hideous Reborn Avatar Movie-Themed Doll/Monstrosity

Surprise, surprise, this didn't sell the first time around, so the seller had to relist it on eBay.

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Jun. 21st, 2009

Candy

carriec

News: Woman uses Reborn doll to Solicit Donations

A woman posted a picture of a reborn doll, claiming it was her ill infant, to entice people to send her money, baby clothes, etc. (It worked until someone recognized the doll).

ABC News story

Mackey Soft

carriec

Reborn "True Blood" Inspired Vampire Baby

I just knew this was going to happen sooner rather than later: Someone made a hideous True Blood-inspired vampire reborn baby, and now they want a ridiculous $89 for their "efforts." Hiding it behind the cut in case you can't stomach the picture!

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Jun. 6th, 2009

Reborn

carriec

Reborn Porn? Lolreborn? Fodder for captioning and macroing

I can't stop laughing long enough to macro these myself. Hiding the pron behind a cut so you don't have this on your friends page staring at you all day!

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Mackey Soft

carriec

Giant Paws of Doom

Not only are the doll's head and limbs extremely out of proportion, her reddened eyes make her look like she's recovering from a febrile seizure.

The bad, wispy burn-victim wig makes my skin crawl a bit, too.

Toddler reborn on eBay

-Carrie

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May. 24th, 2009

Reborn

carriec

She Watches You Sleep...

Not surprisingly, this eBay auction for a reborn toddler doll ended without any bidders. This seller apparently specializes in creating dolls with abnormally thick, millipede-like eyelashes.

Here is another Apple Valley doll monstrosity. For some inexplicable reason the pictures of the doll riding a bike make me want to scream "Children of the corn!"

May. 22nd, 2009

Mackey Soft

carriec

Big and Chubby Toddler Limbs? ewwww

This really grosses me out. The seller goes on and on about how "chunky," "chubby," and "Chubbee" the disembodied fake limbs are. "Chunky to see and hold" is supposed to be a selling point? yuck!! Who sits around holding these limbs?!

The eBay auction

May. 20th, 2009

Reborn

carriec

NICU Reborn, Complete with Tubes and Wires

This is unbelievable, I do not understand why someone would want to buy, let alone make, a fake doll that looks like it's living in a hospital incubator, with wires coming out of it. The doll looks like it's about to die. Shiver. Picture hidden behind the cut to preserve your sanity.

NICU baby on eBay

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Reborn

carriec

How Not to Style Your Reborn's Hair

The monstrosity on eBay

This is the first toddler reborn I've seen. She's shown standing and walking. Ohcrap, they're achieving mobility!

The auction listing has pictures of her wearing yellow glasses. I defy you to take a drink of some sort of beverage, then click on the listing without spewing your beverage on your monitor. Hilarious.

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